All new Puma Fresh is 100% epic
skin-silky anti-sweat pore blocking  
pick-me-up roll up roll up spray under 
 
those hairy oxters have the time 
of your life sniffing our solvents can’t kill 
but spurt away 15 inches in staccato 
 
bursts in breezy rooms shut 
your eyes in open doors outdoors 
windows spray pecs cracks cheeks 
 
for we don’t cause rashes itches so 
it won’t matter if skin is broken 
but our butane propane won’t 
 
blow up your chances 
because we odour bust for 72 hours 
but even in heat waves cool 
 
your Puma jets in fridge-freezers 
no need to strike a match 
when kissing companions will be 
 
swooning with naked 
flames before you combust 
in grapefruit tropical pineapple twist 
 
in cool fresh air that stuns senses 
with our pro scent technology your future 
smells amazing and we give fashion 
 
tips dating advice so our men don’t do 
dorky, geeky we’re more Mr Muscle and you’ll be 
smelling bomb.com because your future smells 
 
amazing with our high definition odour 
busting technology Puma will help you 
with your Tinder 
 
and Bumble bios but because you wear 
our 48 hours high-definition 
fragrance you’ll be confident iconic Puma
 
gives you all the tools 
when opportunity knocks and women 
will swoon girls will want a sniff 
 
sniff sniff pick me up 
from your local shop we’ve cornered 
the market we’ll keep you going all night 
 
all day long our fragrance is 100% epic 
protection at your fingertips Puma doesn’t do 
greenwashing because 
 
our cans are infinitely 
recyclable we can go again and again Puma’s
raising our A game because 
 
there is no Planet B and our bottles 
are 100% recyclable plastic in 3 years 
we’re aiming to include more recycled 
 
stuff we’re well on our way we contain 
ground-breaking detectable black technology 
to help with recyclability
 
boom
our proud parents Unilever supports 
some UN goals tackles 
global climate protects trees sustainable 
 
agriculture focused food security because we use 
tobacco amber oud wood vanilla 
and our latest Puma is Dark Temptation 
 
aftershave smooth on after switch
of your blade we help you use 
less water less energy through lower 
 
eco impact we cause 
a stink to tackle climate change 
we talk to politicians 
 

Biography:

Mandy Beattie frequently loses herself in poetry & imaginings. Pen, paper & words without borders are some of her favourite things. She has been published in Journals such as: Poets Republic, Dreich, Wordpeace, Spilling Cocoa, Last Stanza, Lothlorien Poetry. Poets Choice in Marble Broadsheet. Shortlisted, Black Box Poetry Competition.