borrow a fagpie
sneak a quick dragpie
off down the pub so there’s no need to nagpie
just an old lagpie
grabbing a bagpie
black and white stripy-topped off with the swagpie
not one to bragpie
second-hand jagpie
see what a beauty he’s managed to blagpie
don’t lose your ragpie
he’s such a wagpie
waving a black and white piraty flagpie
fancy a shagpie
any old slagpie
all on his own with a well dodgy magpie
Mark Totterdell‘s poems have appeared widely in magazines. His collection ‘This Patter of Traces’ was published by Oversteps Books in 2014.