Tag: Liz Truss

Excuses, Excuses by Neil Fulwood


By Robert Garnham 
EXCUSES, EXCUSES

Blame the “anti-growth coalition”
Blame every woke lefty on television
Blame the immigrants dinghy-ing into Britain 
     But don’t blame Liz

Blame those scruffs in Extinction Rebellion 
Blame that baldy bloke and his union
Blame everyone who’s Scouse or Mancunian 
     But don’t blame Liz

Blame Nicola Sturgeon and all the Scots
Blame that Irish fella, the bloody tea sock 
Blame Boris for being a fat useless cock
     But don’t blame Liz 

Blame FB and Twitter and the death of the Queen
Blame that Kuenssberg woman for going off-team
Blame Keir Starmer for shaving so clean
    But don’t blame Liz

Blame Michael Gove for opening his gob
Blame the Bank of England for doing their job
Blame the … the … oh, fuck it, just call them the mob
     But don’t blame Liz

Neil Fulwood has published three collections with Shoestring Press, ‘No Avoiding It’, ‘Can’t Take Me Anywhere’ and ‘Service Cancelled’. A collection of political satires, ‘Mad Parade’ was published earlier this year by Smokestack Books. Neil lives and works in Nottingham.

 

When you type Liz Truss into a Random Title Generator – A Found Poem by Ben Macnair


By Robert Garnham 
 
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